![]() ![]() He decided to be manly about it instead, but this would have been a fun response all the same. Heston was entitled to have an immature temper tantrum about things. Take your stinky winky poopy paws off me, you stoopid woopid monkey! He’d had a few knocks to the head, so maybe this is what Taylor would have reeled off in his concussed confusion. Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty landscape! ![]() Too right! There’s no time for bloody algebra any day of the week. ![]() Take your stinking algebra off me, you damned dirty ape! This would have been a different film entirely if he’d gone on to fit into their society, have babies, and work as a cement mixer, or something. Was this getting a bit erotically charged or something? We guess even the apes couldn’t resist Charlton Heston’s leading man looks. Take your stinking upper jaw off me, you damned dirty ape! You have to love those yappy dogs and what they get up to, although Roger Taylor isn’t much of a fan here. Take your stinking chihuahua off me, you damned dirty ape! Really, we must state right here – placing your seesaw on someone is dangerous behaviour and should not be attempted at home. Take your stinking seesaw off me, you damned dirty ape! That’s fair enough, no one wants some doddering old weirdo groping them, particularly not a hairy ape one. Take your stinking in-laws off me, you damned dirty ape! Take your stinking buzz saw off me, you damned dirty ape!ĭamn straight! You’ll cut George Taylor up badly if you try and restrain him with a bloody chainsaw, dude. Well, this would have been a touch over the top and arrogant as how would Heston know about the social hierarchal structure after such a short type? We guess it depends on how aggressive the George Taylor character was with his social-political commentary. Take your stinking bourgeoisie off me, you damned dirty ape! So, yes, this would have been an apt assessment. They were all a bit rude in the film, non? A touch unthinking, even. Take your unthinking paws off me, your damned dirty ape! Surely the apes must have been boozers? We bet they all stank of gin, so it’s understandable why Heston would want some fresh air. Take your drinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! Hey, in the film they travel way into the future so, you know, this should have been common knowledge. This could have been a cunning nod to 1975 classic Jaws, which would have been released 7 years later in 1975. Take your stinking Jaws off me, you damned dirty ape! So, yeah, this would have been a tad more on the nose their, Heston. Plus, you know, apes don’t have paws – they have hands. The apes certainly had their flaws, so maybe it would have been a tad more PC to use this instead of paws. Take your stinking flaws off me, you damned dirty ape! By Jove! Excuse me! This is not on, sir!” etc. Wapojif? It would have been: “Erm… excuse me. Can you imagine if it had been someone English involved instead, such as Mr. ![]()
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